Here's a sampling of a few random things said to me today by either a student or adult:
* "I'm a vampire and you can't take that away from me."
* "I think she's a flight risk."
* "Should I start reading now?"
* "The paper might be stuck in my nose."
* "Can I eat the cheese off of everyone's pizza because I just like the cheese."
* "My pencil has left the building."
* "Is there more than Coca-Cola in that can?"
Thank goodness it's Friday....